People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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