I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Dick very happy bro
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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