i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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