I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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