"it" just moved
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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