Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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