So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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