i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i out mim tonsoeep
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