And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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