East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
no you cant smoke seaweed
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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