She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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