Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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