This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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