I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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