What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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