nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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