Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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