What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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