Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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