Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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