I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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