Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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