Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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