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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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