question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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