You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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