Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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