Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Randomize
