Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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