he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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