Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
that's an acceptable place to lick
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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