you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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