"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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