I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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