Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Little spoons don't ask big questions
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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