"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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