If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
