After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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