I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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