No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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