i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I party with great urgency now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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