in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He felt like a one man threesome
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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