My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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