idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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