Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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