So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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