She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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