Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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