Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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