chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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