No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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