ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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