remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
