Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
