If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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