hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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