i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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